Hey guys, it’s Andrew. Jesse and I flipped a coin for who had to write this post and I lost.
NUMBER ONE - I CAN’T WATCH ZOMBIELAND WITHOUT GETTING A BONER
NUMBER TWO - ONE YEAR FOR APRIL FOOL’S DAY, JESSE MADE CLAM CHOWDER AND THEN JERKED OFF INTO IT. I ATE IT AND DIDN’T NOTICE.
NUMBER THREE - I LOVE SUCKING ON PICKLES. I CAN’T EAT THEM ANY OTHER WAY. I THINK THAT MAY HAVE INFLUENCED CERTAIN TRAITS IN ME AS AN ADULT.